I am a firefighter in postcolonial Kyoto. I am also really in love with all seven of my cats.
Jun 18
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lanalana:
you know something you will NEVER hear me say?
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me:
"dude, i love hairgel"?
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lanalana:
lol
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I go love hairgel
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*do
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but you know what else?
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"I'm just one of those girls who gets along better with guys. They're just so much less, you know, catty."
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"All my friends are guys. I just love them."
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"They're so down to earth"
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me:
OMG
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lanalana:
"I'm really just one of the guys"
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me:
i know 10 girls who are JUST like that
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lanalana:
it's usually girls who are insecure
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me:
yeah?
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lanalana:
oh yeah
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me:
elaborate
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lanalana:
oh man
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like
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they have trouble making and keeping girlfriends
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because they are competetive
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or beta girls
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who wish they were alpha
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and they can use sex to be BFFs with guys
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but then deny it
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and then externalize their competitive issues with other women
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onto other women
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me:
you are so right
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we should write a movie about this girl
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lanalana:
oy
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me:
in the vein of "mean girls"
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lanalana:
yeah
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yes
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omg yes
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like
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"(don't act like it's just that they are) Mean Girls"
