July 2009
22 posts
Sarah Palin's resignation speech copyedited. →
laurenashleystrenge:
mikescollins:
English Major reblog. Love you, Tim.
bulliestogo:
(via spectacularfailure)
This is why she should not run for president. She’s a worse writer than Bush. Is that even possible?
Tampon in steak at Waldorf=Astoria →
Sarah Palin's Most Memorable Style Moments (A... →
June 2009
31 posts
www.asianposes.com
lanalana: you know something you will NEVER hear me say?
me: "dude, i love hairgel"?
lanalana: lol
I go love hairgel
*do
but you know what else?
"I'm just one of those girls who gets along better with guys. They're just so much less, you know, catty."
"All my friends are guys. I just love them."
"They're so down to earth"
me: OMG
lanalana: "I'm really just one of the guys"
me: i know 10 girls who are JUST like that
lanalana: it's usually girls who are insecure
me: yeah?
lanalana: oh yeah
me: elaborate
lanalana: oh man
like
they have trouble making and keeping girlfriends
because they are competetive
or beta girls
who wish they were alpha
and they can use sex to be BFFs with guys
but then deny it
and then externalize their competitive issues with other women
onto other women
me: you are so right
we should write a movie about this girl
lanalana: oy
me: in the vein of "mean girls"
lanalana: yeah
yes
omg yes
like
"(don't act like it's just that they are) Mean Girls"
DO NOT HUMP THE CAKE! DO! NOT! HUMP! THE CAKE!!!